Eldritch reasons for everyday things

evilsupplyco:

  • Make your bed to tuck in the ghost that sneaks in after you leave. Keeps them warm and toasty.
  • Doorbells go “ding-dong” to announce your arrival in both this world and the others.
  • Yawning lets your inner ghost smell the outside air.
  • Water takes longer to boil when you watch it because it is shy about undressing into steam. Look away, give it some privacy!
  • Shadows cast by streetlights at night are longer because they are stretching. They sleep at night and you’ve woken them up. It isn’t a problem at all, they are just tired.
  • Your keys go missing because a goblin is borrowing your car. They drive really, really fast, but are surprisingly safe about it.