youngavenges:

say what you will about infinity war but the scene where the frog jumps out of tom holland’s mouth and kills thanos… poetic cinema

batmanisagatewaydrug:

infinity war part 2 opens with Valkyrie crash-landing back on the dumpster planet to let Jeff Goldblum know that someone’s been fucking with his #1 twink, followed by two and a half hours of Jeff Goldblum smacking Thanos down while everyone else looks on in awe and reluctantly admits that Loki’s self-preserving slutiness really did pay off in the end 

gamoraisaliveandwell:

valkyrie wasn’t in infinity war because she would have chugged an entire bottle of jet fuel and ripped the infinity gauntlet off with her bare hands and then the movie would have been over

the-goblin-cat:

List of everyone who dies in infinity war

This one’s real guys

• Gandalf the Grey
• Gandalf the White
• Monty Python and the Holy Grail’s Black Knight
• Benito Mussolini
• The Blue Meanie
• Cowboy Curtis
• Jambi the Genie
• Robocop
• The Terminator
• Captain Kirk
• Darth Vader
• Lo Pan
• Superman
• Every single Power Ranger
• Bill S. Preston
• Theodore Logan
• Spock
• The Rock
• Doc Oc
• Hulk Hogan

johnnyjoestarrelatable:

donkamatic:

donkamatic:

seeing john mulaney posts tagged with “john mulaney spoilers” is the funniest fucking thing

john mulaney dies in infinity war

setheverson:

setheverman:

what’s the may mood?