tariqah:

thestateonmtv:

After a long time of being in the closet Jennifer lawerence comes out against her girlfriend Taylor swift’s wishes:

Her closeted gf Taylor calls her for a divorce:

Jennifer begs for a reconcillation:

Taylor, looks deep in her icy celesbian capitalist heart and finds it has swelled up like the grinch:

Says this to her:

Taylor then comes out in a series of carefully planned televison events that she is Taylor Swift-Lawrence:

Meanwhile.. Ellen and Portia watch from the sidelines plotting their next move… there can only be 1 blond/blond celesbian couple and they cannot lose their dominance.. not now:

This is amazing