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styleandpanachee:

Audio from mbmbam 376: Shrimp, Heaven, Live! 

“There are nine words, Travis, that you have to say.”


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prettypinkdork:

keplercryptids:

Justin: Do you want me to ask Sydnee real quick?

Griffin: Yeah, yeah.

Justin: I’ll just ask her. Okay, hold on. [sounds of him walking away from the mic]

Griffin: But I wanna hear it!

Justin: [yelling, at a distance] Hey Sydnee! Hey Syd!

Sydnee: [at even more of a distance] What?

Justin: [yelling] Why doesn’t the penis gain fat? [pause] Why doesn’t the penis get fat?

[Griffin and Travis snicker for a while]

Justin: [comes back to the mic] She says Jesus.

Griffin: [bursts into laughter]

I’m not sure what would be better; listing Sydnee as ‘Dr. Sydnee Mcelroy’ so non-fans understand that Justin is bothering a real life doctor, or just leaving her as ‘Sydnee’ so it looks like Justin is asking his wife this insane question like he’s some kind of toddler bugging his mom

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liamdryden:

ladybugsawake:

everyones talking about it so heres the clip of al roker absolutely demolishing the brothers mcelroy for no reason other than They Had A Few Microphones

I can’t believe the McElroys are fucking dead

tag urself as a griffin intro

juicemcelroy:

  • and I’m griffin mcelroy, the emperor of piss
  • i’m your sweet baby brother griffin mcelroy and look how sticky my hands are
  • I’m your oldest brother, justin mcelroy
  • i’m naruto
  • im justin mcelroy jr
  • I’m your sweet ass brother griffin mcelroy
  • and I’m griffin, guys, what the FUCK is going on any more?
  • whats your name, little one? i think its Ghoul Rat Fin Mummy Rat
  • and i’m pimbles, the bread man
  • I’m your sweet baby brother, Tyler Tyler Tyler
  • I’m Hank “The Spank Tank” Jankerson
  • Uh, I’m griffin mcelroy, and I don’t have shit to do
  • I’m griffin mcelroy, i’m playing minecraft right now
  • i’m the valeDICKtorian. You don’t get my name

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bassiter:

thank you so, so much to whomever sent that message in so i could hear griffin say these words