Tag: mcelroys

umbraastaff:

Some of them forgave what Lucretia did, and some of them didn’t. But none of them forgot. None of them would ever forget again.

Merle’s greatest virtue is forgiving the unforgivable. Showing compassion where it is truly needed. He tells her that she’s welcome to live in Bottlenose Cove when she retires. She thanks him, but she doesn’t know if she’ll ever forgive herself enough to stop working for the benefit of the world.

Lup and Barry are busy people. None of the seven birds are people who can truly settle, and that’s why they were chosen for their mission so long ago, but the liches have managed to snag the most travel-heavy, sleepless job of all of them. They keep in touch with Lucretia; as the only ones without memories completely gone, they had the most time to process the events. But they don’t stay in frequent contact. She isn’t a priority.

Davenport understands why she did it. He’s good at reasoning that way. But despite everything, his mind goes blank when he sees her, and especially when she calls him by name. He can’t think, and Davenport is nothing if not a man who thinks. He can’t stand feeling like nothing. He sails far away from everyone who knew him when he wasn’t himself.

Taako doesn’t forgive Lucretia. Certainly not while she’s alive. But he lives the longest out of the five of them who are mortal, and he gains wisdom he could not have gotten when he was so close to everyone, nor when he could not remember them at all. The teachings of a world forever indebted to the seven birds as a whole, not as scattered pieces. He still doesn’t know that he fogives her, but he sometimes stops by to have conversations with her tombstone.

Magnus goes out of his way to meet with Lucretia as often as they can both manage. They are both around many people, but they are lonely. Magnus invites her over for tea, and so she can see his (very good) dogs. They sit and read together; a moment of shared peace. They end every meeting with a tight hug and a promise to meet up again soon. The last time they meet like this, they make that promise again. And it takes longer than usual, but it is kept.

bramblepatch:

bramblepatch:

Taako and Lup were canonically passed around from family member to family member as kids and struck out on their own fairly young, taking odd jobs with traveling caravans or running confidence scams and spending most of their time on the road.

Which makes it super fucking impressive that they’re both really accomplished and powerful wizards? You can’t become a wizard by accident. You can spontaneously manifest sorcery, and you can certainly be tricked, manipulated, or forced into a warlock’s pact you didn’t intend to make, but you really can’t just accidentally start doing wizardry. Wizardry is magic gained through intense study. The twins must have fought tooth and nail for every scrap of magic they learned. Finding wizards who would give them a few lessons before they moved on, comparing notes and checking each other’s work, buying begging or stealing spellbooks to painstakingly decipher.

Taako keeps careful track of what material components they both need for their spellwork, learns what they need to get, and what he can transmute from something else, and where they can make substitutions.

Lup always checks Taako’s math for him.

Later, when he’s on his own, Taako doesn’t understand why it’s so hard for him to learn new spells. Everything takes longer than he thinks it should. He forgets to carry the one and the whole page of notes is useless.

Probably it’s just that he’s an idiot, Taako figures

i have a dumb barry bluejeans hc

adventure-zoning-out:

okokok hear me out

i think we all agree this guy has a dorky and kind of snorty giggly-laugh? its just kind of bubbly and nerdy and it probably equal parts adorable as it is embarrassing. but when he laughs too hard at, like, a dumb joke or something super dumb happening (”lup was shaving half of davenport’s mustache really necessary JUST because he ate the rest of your Fantasy Poptarts?!”)

he just sort of. forehead boops to someone’s shoulder. like whoever’s next to him he just curls in and laughs and no one ever says it out loud but it’s easily without a doubt everyone’s favorite thing ever.

https://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_oz2emmHi2k1vofhtpo1.mp3?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://iknewiwouldregretthis.tumblr.com/post/168239472480/audio_player_iframe/iknewiwouldregretthis/tumblr_oz2emmHi2k1vofhtp?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fa.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_oz2emmHi2k1vofhtpo1.mp3

inkedinserendipity:

if you enjoyed this post about the mcelboy chucklefucks and the naming of the starblaster, check out the actual audio from the episode

fizzityuck:

fizzityuck:

my hands down favourite mbmbam-bit-that’s-not-a-bit can be found in the first 30 seconds of this video wherein griffin attempts to compliment justin on his seviché shrimp and justin very quietly and emphatically repeats “i have never made you seviché” until griffin realises he had just in fact eaten raw shrimp out of justin’s fridge one time and they immediately change the subject

as several people have pointed out, audio editing is a thing, which makes it all the more likely that the rapid subject change came as a result of griffin cutting out several minutes of justin and travis making fun of him for eating raw shrimp which is objectively way funnier