Justin: I’ll just ask her. Okay, hold on. [sounds of him walking away from the mic]
Griffin: But I wanna hear it!
Justin: [yelling, at a distance] Hey Sydnee! Hey Syd!
Sydnee: [at even more of a distance] What?
Justin: [yelling] Why doesn’t the penis gain fat? [pause] Why doesn’t the penis get fat?
[Griffin and Travis snicker for a while]
Justin: [comes back to the mic] She says Jesus.
Griffin: [bursts into laughter]
I’m not sure what would be better; listing Sydnee as ‘Dr. Sydnee Mcelroy’ so non-fans understand that Justin is bothering a real life doctor, or just leaving her as ‘Sydnee’ so it looks like Justin is asking his wife this insane question like he’s some kind of toddler bugging his mom
theres a guy in this netflix thing im watching named “gregangelo” and like. did his mother hate him as a child. this sounds like a made up mbmbam name. apologies to all the gregangelos out there. your name sounds fake and like griffin mcelroy made it up while stuttering and talking about horses.
underrated moment from the live stunt spectacular when an audience member comes for clinton’s life
(i made the audience member loud enough to hear, hopefully it’s not too loud?)
Griffin: Roll a d20 for me. Clint: OK Travis: Yep Audience Member: Do you know which one that is? Travis: He got it! Griffin: Oh sick fucking burn from the crowd! Clint: Come on let’s go! Come on! Travis (deadpan): Sit down dad it’s not worth it. Clint: My arm fell off!
Why does Justin look like he’s got my soul on that fork
This honestly holds to the “all images of Justin are cursed, all images of Travis is blessed, all images of Griffin instill a subtle sense of discomfort” law.
Daily Davenport has a handy guide for you! -Dad’nport? Good! -Davenpop? Hella cute and unusual! –Daddyport? cursed w h y did you make me see that with my eyeballs
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