some of that sweet Story and Song smooches
Tag: mcelroys
A good IPRE meme
Telling Magnus at any point “Wow, Magnus, you look super good for a 83 year-old.” (Only gets better as he gets “older” with each passing cycle) To which he will delightedly respond “Thanks! I work out!”
God tier McElroy goofs
– can you curse a real sword?
– AMELIE, I COOK AN EGG WITH A SPOON
– I will take a hammer and FIX the baby
– beanfreak
– roachy
– I’m sprite pepsi, and I’m abstinence till I die!
– worcestersher
– what about…. one million dragons? OH NO NO NNON ONNONN NO
– ‘he took a lemon out of his bag, and started peeling it, then asked for the time’
– teleporting the soldiers to the dairy queen with the dairy queen teleporting gun
– SHRIMP. HEAVEN. NOW.
– the clownbox
– I THINK DOGS SHOULD BE ABLE TO VOTE
– Justin recording a radio break and getting everything wrong
– You know 😉
– HAVANA DAYDREAMING BY JIMMY BUFFET, WHAT THE F U C K HAPPENED TO YOU
– when Daz gets that One good shot and Griffin and Justin go fucking wild
– The entirety of Griffin not letting Justin leave in Catlateral damage
I know there’s an entire century’s worth but the best plot twist in all of TAZ was the creepy spectral figure speaking in echoey riddles who was initially set up as the big bad turning out to be a dumb nerd in jeans who’s married to Taako’s sister
A creepy spectral figure who just made a man poison himself:
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a̵̙̭̼͖͐̒̓͑̆̂̆͜͞͠ͅr̵̡̹͚̝͗́̿́̅̀́͒͟e̵̡̖͍̲̣͚̩̦̋̔͗̋̌͘̕͡ ȳ̡̨̛̘̼̬̗̱̥̒̀̾̉͊͠ͅō̘̣͎͈̰̋͊͒͆̄̌͘u̧̝̲͎̙̫̰̾̽̿͘͠͠ ȧ̛͍̣̝͕̙̞͔͖̲̇͒͌͊͑͌̚f̼͎̳͖͇̹͍̤̏̾͗̀́ͅr̳̟̱̭͖̜͎̒̂̐̈́̀͘͝ą̬̱̟̖̦̀̎͋͋̐͜i̴̢̙̩̥̖͇͕͚͌̋̆̓͆̀̚d̛͓̞̟̭͇͈̦̣͚̍̉͒̑ͅ?̡̢͖̳̰̀̓͐̽̅͋͐̕͜͡͞
̶̧̢̨̹͚͉̱̟̩̃͋̓̒͟͝Barry, internally the entire time: if Lup ever finds out about this I will never hear the end of it
I just realized he has no choice but to speak in riddles because Junior would static anything specific out.
On the other hand…. Extra.
Sure, but there’s a marked difference between saying “Yo, I know I’m a weird creepy lich and it probably seems like you shouldn’t trust me but the director is lying to you. I can’t really explain why, but just, maybe don’t believe everything she says, you know?”
And
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Ṭ̴̢̧̛̞͚̻̹̣̫̅̒̿̑͊̐͛͒͠h̡͔̰̣͙̠͇̿̊̔̂̋̅̏̈́͊͢͝i̢̤̝͕̮͔̰̍̓̃͋̅͘͟s̷̡͎̺͎̮͚̜̮͖̠̀̀͊̔̓̐ ì̵̦̗̲̳̪̘͖͖̐̔͊͒́s̷̢̧̘̠̰̪͔̠͋̄̋̈̔ t̨̨̛͈̝̙͕̤̂̊̄̂̆̃̃͢͡ͅh̹͚͉̟̫̊̐̍͗̇͌͐͟é̫̹͔̙̗̬̝̦̹̌̈́͛̑́͗̅͞͝ t̥̬͎͎̙̲̫̑͒̀͛͛̇̈́̈ṙ̪̯̥̱̱͈̇̌͌́̉̄͘̚͢͝ů̷̡̙͈̙̬͉̰̜̖͗̌̅̚e̥̹̯͙͚̱̲̳̯̳͂̑̽̂̄̄͠ n̵̡͕̞̜̬̤̜̱̫͉̓̊͑̀͂́́͘̚a̤̟̫͇͕͙͚͓͌̈͌̀̚͘͜͞ͅt͉̺̩͓͙̀͛̄͘͟͡ũ͚̯̣̲̳͊͑͗͝ŗ̴̝̜͍̤̲̓͂̔͗̀̆̕͡e͈̠̖̱̲̿̓̈̀̾̇̅̐̕͢͜ o̦̜͚̙̜͚̤̍͛͊̿̋͗͊̊͊͝f̷̙̭͍̲̩̳̭̍͂̋̈́͒̃́̋͑͘ m͚͉͎̭̫̰̼͉͒͋̓̓͡ͅa̴̢̧̭̦̦̯͔̋͊̋̕̕͜n̷̢̖̥̻͎̺̪͐̿̇̿̂͊ͅ.̵͇̻̝̤̳̖̊̍̈̓͛̍̃̓ T̸̨̮̤͕͎̞̼̗͓̂́̑̌̂ͅḣ̶͔̬̝̱̗͌̍̽͞è̷̮̲̦̟̝͚͓͕̝̄̂͛́̚͞ w̸̢̧̡̖̞͎̪̐̇̏̇̑́̓͗͝a̶̛̭͈̯̗̘͙͎̻̾̾͌͒̄̿͞͝n̲͚̭̝̖͙̆̉͋̑̄t̶̛̬̙̲̜̞̠̰̰͍̥̿̇͂̚,̷̛͖̠͈͔̞̪̠̋̏̈́͡ t̡̫̳͚̩͔̫̃͒͒̆̑͢͞͞h͇͕̖̭̱͉̄͒̂̈̎̽͗͡e̢͕͖͓̹̓͆̾̈̄̎̾̈͋̕ h̵̛̝͉̞̹͔̟̠̱́̾̇̉̍̎͘̚͜͟͠ù̸̢̢̡̗̘͔̙̭̳͙̓̊̃̏̀̋̉̊͝n̶͕̱̲̥̥̓̇̀̔͑̈́̋̉͜͞͡ͅg̴̨̠̣̝̦̭̭̊̓͒̒͐̕͢͡͠e̷̢̞͎̲̗̦͂̒͒̓͜͟͞r̷̛̘̟̳̼̘̰̮̘̟̗̽̊̓͋̄̚.̸̡̬̺̟̻̥͕͖̄̒̑̅̉́̕̚͘
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My favorite explanation for Barry being called Sildar Halwinter is that it’s like a super well known fiction character from his homeworld that just stuck in his head. Like it’s the equivalent of me going to an alien planet and saying “What’s up everyone my name is Luke Skywalker.”
Griffin: Here’s a lot of personal connections to my new character, and things we have in common and how I used things I like for inspiration
Travis: Well I wanted to try to play a character that was as different from Magnus as possible
Justin: I like playing characters different from myself so here’s a character who is as different from me as it is at all possible to get
doodle of nadiya jones, whomst i love with all of my heart already
THESE ARE MY NEW CHILDREN
very very very excited about the new ADVENTURE ZONE experimental phase and these babies workin for the weekend
REALLY LOVIN THOSE NEW ADVENTURE ZONE CHARACTERS