Tag: me
I’m just a 75 year old man who loves a nice pretzel
bi culture is:
- leather jackets
- finger guns
- bad puns
- milkshakes
if youre lgbt take this medieval weapons quiz and tag with your result
i got a mace/flail!!
You might have wondered about the symbols you’ve seen on the new HIVESWAP: ACT 2 trolls we’ve been revealing for the past few weeks. They’re not on the Zodiac you’re familiar with– what the heck are they? We’d like to introduce you to something we’ve had in the works for a little while now: the Extended Zodiac.
Wanna know what your true sign is? Take the quiz and find out which one of 288 signs is yours.
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On a side note, HIVESWAP: ACT 1 is part of Steam and Humble’s Fall Sales until tomorrow morning, Tuesday, Nov. 28 at 10:00 am PST. If you haven’t had a chance to play it yet, now’s a good time to buy it and give it a whirl. Pick it up as a Christmas present for your pals, too!
8: Talk about the thing you are most proud of. 14: Talk about a vacation. 16: Talk about the best party you’ve ever been to.
8: Talk about the thing you are most proud of.
i was an ra for three years in college and a ta for one semester and i had like 200 kids total who i watched over and helped teach and i’m just really proud of all of them because of how much they grew even if i only knew them for a semester or a year. i’m friends with some of them on facebook or snapchat and i’m glad that i still get to be a bit a part of their lives because i think of them as my kids and i really appreciate them and some of them are graduating soon and some have become ras themselves and some stopped doing college because it wasn’t the right thing for them and i’m just very proud of all of my kids. they’re very good.
14: Talk about a vacation.
we always used to joke that we didn’t know how to take a vacation because every trip we ever went on was to visit family whereas when we heard other people talking about vacations it was to a resort or somewhere where you just lay around and have fun, instead of getting into shenanigans with your cousins. but the two vacations we did go on were a trip to disneyland, and one to the grand canyon. the one to disneyland was fun and we stayed in a disney hotel and were very impressed that they had fun tv channels like, wait for it, the disney channel. i was very little, definitely under ten. anyway, we did a park each day and then one day we were gonna go to the animal kingdom and my dad woke us up at the usual time and was like okay let’s go, and all three of us kids threw a fit so my mom stayed with us while we played in the pool and lazed about all day and my dad went to animal kingdom by himself. the vacation to the grand canyon was with another family that i grew up with. we did a road trip in two cars and would swap kids out at rest stops. it was a very eventful trip because both my siblings and mom got sun poisoning and rashes from the grass at the hotel and couldn’t go in the hot tub. also andrea fell in a prickly pear and also could not go in the hot tub. i was also very young on this trip and that’s pretty much all i remember.
16: Talk about the best party you’ve ever been to.
uhhhh probably last year’s new years party. it’s a bunch of band kids i went to high school with and we all just hang out somewhere usually in someone’s parent’s basement (last year it was tommy’s) and we just hung out and played original super smash brothers for the n64 and did a lot of yelling about the game. we also played the worst multiplayer ping pong game of all time which i liked watching because i was very bad at it. we played a couple rounds of kings cup (i was driving home so i played with water) but i’m pretty sure for one of them the cup got so gross we didn’t make anyone drink it. we played kiss or slap later which is just as fun as you hope it’ll be, then it turned into truth or dare and then just truth, because nobody wanted to get up anymore. everyone who was drunk was a sweet drunk and kept telling everyone else how lovely they were. at some point it hit midnight but we missed the ball drop like we do every year. i kissed everyone who wanted a kiss for new years and forgot that i’d brought a bag of hershey’s kisses so everyone could have a new years kiss. i drove home at like 2am and took a rather drunk scott to his house on the way. band kid new years is probably my favorite holiday and the only one i’d want to schedule around for work. as it is, we’re doing it at nick’s down by denver this year and i work at noon the next day so i’d have to leave very early
why are non-offensive moves even an option in pokemon?? im here to kick ass. have fun wasting a turn with your swords dance mirror shield whatever the fuck while i beat the shit out of you. hope you can still enjoy that raised sp attack stat in poke-hell
i don’t really care about halloween but i do enjoy dressing up and then not leaving my house so here’s some cute pictures from my appropriately halloween themed bathroom
lets clear up a common misconception:
when i ask if something looks “good” i’m not asking if it makes me sexually appealing. im asking if it makes me look like the modern remix version of a medieval fantasy novel protagonist
#‘that jacket doesnt flatter u as much as something more feminine would–’ IM NOT ASKING IF U WOULD DATE ME#im asking if i look like i could travel for weeks across a made up map by horseback on a quest to fulfill my destiny


