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Tag: pokemon
the best part of the new pokemon switch trailer
not only can pokemon follow you around again
BUT U CAN RIDE THEM TOO
I CAN RIDE A FRICKIN’ ONIX
okay but why the fuck do you black out when all you pokemon faint?
cause im sad
your pokemon cant protect you anymore so the enemy trainer just fucking clocks you
I wanna start some hot new Pokémon discourse™️
Mewtwo (and I guess, by extension, Mew) is a bipedal Sphynx cat. Discuss.
How dare we bring this up on Mewtwo’s birthday
seven deadly sins
– not letting ur starter be on ur pokemon team
– thinking all bug pokemon are ugly
– hating popplio
– being mean to any specific pokemon whatsoever
– hating bulbasaur
– thinking fairy type pokemon are eyesores
– not appreciating jigglypuff
why are non-offensive moves even an option in pokemon?? im here to kick ass. have fun wasting a turn with your swords dance mirror shield whatever the fuck while i beat the shit out of you. hope you can still enjoy that raised sp attack stat in poke-hell
Oh for the love of –
Its voice is literally just someone flipping their finger up and down in front of their lips.
“Oh wow I wonder which of Ash’s many cool pokemon living with Professor Oak they’ll do a cool cameo for.”
AHH YES ASH’S HUNDREDS OF TAUROS FROM THE SAFARI ZONE
HE HAS NOT FORGOTTEN THEM 😀
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