astrololame:

Aries: what’s your damage?
Taurus: like, totally
Gemini: grody
Cancer: righteous
Leo: gag me with a spoon
Virgo: no duh
Libra: rad
Scorpio: dude/dudette
Sagittarius: to the max
Capricorn: bogus
Aquarius: eat my shorts
Pisces: tubular