Tag: yeah i hate those things

darthkraken888:

marisaauntmay:

at the risk of sounding unbearably american the coke freestyle machine is one of the best inventions of this century

i was at a Wendys and one of these things didn’t have the vanilla option available and I said “I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling the floors of silent seas” to the stranger next to me