the-awkward-turt:

merosmenagerie:

maandris:

thespectacularspider-girl:

keyhollow:

thetatteredmind:

@keyhollow a danger noodle

A good boy

I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR HOW BIG HE WAS

What is he and where can I get one right this second

You might want to rethink that. That’s a King Cobra.

Me, seeing snake tail disappearing into bag: Aww how cute a friendly noodle in a backpack

Me, seeing that unmistakable king cobra head and the human hand dangerously close to it: Ooooh NOooo No no no no no