andalites:

marionette-raconteur:

andalites:

Learned my parents had perished in a terrible fire at Claire’s

(Perished means killed)

So were you at Claire’s when you heard the news, or did they die at Claire’s?

ritual-and-chaos:

I am the only grad student in a class of undergraduates, a contemporary art class.

I made reference to an artwork – “oh, it’s like that piece thats three feet of air above a pedastal that contains a curse or a blessing from a witch.”

I sure baffled a bunch of students, right then.

Tom Friedman, “Untitled (A Curse),” 1992

They are required to pack it for shipping with room for the curse.

normal-horoscopes:

BOOTY SHORTS WITH REVENGE ON THE BUTT

moomin-mommy:

supernova-light:

The real question is WHERE THE FUCK IS THE REST OF HIS HAND

knowyournewmeme:

id like to see some well deserved contempt for hurricanes, a good start is to stop naming them after people and start calling them “hurricane dipshit” or “hurricane vampire”

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

the college I went for my associates had a river that ran through campus where my friends and i swam between classes and I just ran into a girl who graduated with me and she told me that since the river just ran right behind her dorm sometimes she’d put on a swimsuit and put all her stuff in a dry bag and get on an innertube and float downstream to campus and then just get out and put on her clothes and go to class and I’ve been thinking about that all week

i thought i was being wild i was like “yeah sometimes i’d swim in my clothes after field labs and go into math a lil damp” and she looked me in the eye and killed me on sight 

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

salazar-slanderin:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

off to therapy, you guys want anything?

For you to feel secure in your mental health, and if not secure at least hopeful and confident that you’re making the right decisions for yourself.

I’m in fucking tears thanks mate