lovingvulcan:

peak cooking competition humor is when a contestant doesn’t know where or what something is and the camera just slowly zooms in on it

azureverse:

azureverse:

azureverse:

azureverse:

azureverse:

war-lesbian:

tilthat:

TIL In 2013, Apple banned a game called “Send Me To Heaven” which involved throwing your iPhone as high as you can. The creator wanted to deliberately destroy as many iPhones as possible.

via reddit.com

pretty stupid of apple tbh that guy was doing their job for them

oh btw you can find a similar app on Android if you want i just downloaded it i’ll share the results

level 1) my phones still alive

post cancelled mom saw me playing and gave me a lecture about not doing unnecessary things

i need to do what now

thefutureoneandall:

fatpinocchio:

new-ea-cause-area:

Building giant space mirrors and pointing them at any city on Earth that gets dark before 7:00 pm to mitigate Seasonal Affective Disorder

Building giant space mirrors to deflect light away from any city on Earth that has the misfortune of getting any sun.

Building billions of tiny, tracking space mirrors to personalize everyone’s sunlight experience no matter where they go. 

yells-at-cats:

yells-at-cats:

how to fast travel: down nyquil and sleep on the public bus

tried to do this and saw a man sitting in the back dead ass eating an entire whole cucumber and remembered i cant fast travel with enemies nearby

vorbits:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

sure! see you soon

this is so fucking powerful it burnt off all my eyebrows

e-seal:

e-seal:

hungwy:

Gonna b honest. A lot of hot ppl go to art museums. I’m one of them

im 2 ugly they won’t let me in

that and my shirt that says “i eat oil paintings when security guards aren’t looking”