every single word of this is SO funny
Author: iknewiwouldregretthis
emotionally im doing the laminated paper wobbling sound
Featuring a score comprised
Exclusively
Of all star by smash mouth

This is not the point, but I read the words “Leonard Cohen” and immediately tried to read the tweets to the tune of Hallelujah.
met a dumb ass today, awful
You looked in a mirror?
someday you will have to answer for your actions and god may not be so merciful

this town is so weird
wanna know what’s right across the street ?
stop being ungrateful
the ultimate heist















