iknewiwouldregretthis

mike’s hard look at yourself

My home planet

sexhaver:

sexhaver:

in Houston we have something called the 100 Club where if you donate 100 dollars to the police in a year you get a special, very visible sticker you can put on your back window that obviously in no way influences the way cops treat you and i just now learned that isnt a universal thing

how often do you think this guy gets pulled over for speeding

spotted Bootlicker Prime across the street from my house

also everyone in the notes saying that this charity helps the families of fallen policemen and firefighters can shut the fuck up because the $100 you pay to buy the stickers (as opposed to other random donations) specifically goes to buying equipment for cops and paying the CEO’s $300,000 salary:

glitter-intheair:

I LOVE HER

hamdeny:

all of hamlet’s problems would have been solved had horatio nominated him for queer eye

absolutelad:

I know Alex J*nes memes are passé but I’ve been crying real life tears at this for like 20 minutes straight now

bogleech:

divinespanking:

pulling-aggro:

chefpyro:

tired of toothy mimics. i want a mimic to just fucking deck me

an absolute U N I T

1st Edition has you covered.

Pulling-aggro’s art is excellent but yes this treasure chest with a fist is in fact the first illustration of a D&D mimic and therefore actually the first illustration of ANY mimic.