i got a cake with “beepis” on it and i had to keep repeating it to the baker and she looked so confused but i fucking did it i ordered a blue beepis cake
me: its a sheet cake under the name blaine !
baker: what does it say on it ?
me: huh? like….on the top ?
baker: yeah
me: um. beepis
baker: …say that again?
me: beepis
baker, to the other baker: did you make a cake that said uh….benis? bepnis?
The true magic of Harry Potter was the spell JK Rowling casted to convince us all to like her and take everything she shit out as gospel. 10 year old me devoted my life to that woman, current me would fight her in a Denny’s.