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curseworm:

if your friend gives you a small object and you forget to take it out of your jacket pocket it becomes a protective talisman. when you next wear that jacket and your hand closes around it inside the pocket you will Know

grandthot:

snarthurt:

eh, well

When you digging pretty deep and hit a natural aquifer with potable water

birthcharts:

@ gays what are your laptop backgrounds i’m genuinely curious

sodomymcscurvylegs:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

You know we’re in the dark timeline when Stephenie Meyer has minded her own damned business for years and J.K. Rowling keeps tumbling down the metaphorical steps of murdering her own universe and personal character in the public eye for everyone to see.

Like, if in 2008 you had told me Stephenie Meyer would quietly retire and stay in her lane instead of continuing to write weird Mormon fantasy with nothing but white characters and J.K. Rowling would be on Twitter spouting some shit like “THE GOBLET OF FIRE WAS ACTUALLY ONCE A TRANS WOMAN, I’VE BEEN SITTING ON THIS SINCE 1986!” I’d say you were a fucking liar.

But here we are.

gotouda:

gotouda:

some guy at the mens bathroom was like oi whatre you doin here and i was like wym im not a girl and he was like aw fuck sorry you just got beautiful features and fist bumped me

this is so iconic we stan whoever this man was

the-frostiest-of-butts:

lunabase:

I wonder what its like to slow dance with your boyfriend in your kitchen at 2 am to your favorite song in your pajamas

stay the fuck away from my boyfriend and my pajamas

mildlyinteresting-blog:

https://ift.tt/2R3nZOx “This sweater I found in the thrift store”

roxilalonde:

roxilalonde:

there’s a line in twilight that goes “there was nothing more beautiful than Edward in his khakis and pale
beige pullover” and i think about that every day of my life

like stephanie meyer really did go “hmm. what’s the absolute sexiest garment i can think of. the most gorgeous clothes imaginable. how do i communicate how absolutely fucking fine edward looks at all times” and then 0.5 seconds later she went “oh, of course. khakis”