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Breaking news: cute ghost is prepared for the cold (if they can even feel it?).

me: *sees a small child*

me: i envy your young brain’s plasticity for natural language acquisition

cometcrystal:

a show like drunk history but it’s called drunk special interests and the guest infodumps about their special interest instead of talking about a history topic

say in the tags what you would be drinking and what your topic would be

crunchwrapofnotredame:

ultrakillblast:

THE THING FROM ANOTHER WORLD (1951)

the entire staff at arby’s when i come back for the fifth time that day

sharkpunks:

Pointing to what I want on my five dollar footlong

catchymemes:

When a random guy with a saxophone shows up to the club

itscarororo:

godsavetheweeb:

andybrnards:

another vine comp with more of my faves that would have made the first one way too long

I’m gonna keep reblogging these until I can fill a museum with their greatness

i honestly think humans are getting funnier

goldenpoc:

stretchmartian:

hi-imkingdavid:

Bruh i applied online for this hookah loung like summer of 2017 and i got a response from them in like March of 2018. I’m like nah y’all niggas trippin

It’s worse when you get an interview and they don’t hit you back… like damn was it my hair? My outfit? What about me made y’all think I didn’t even want a rejection email

Right?! That shit be fucked up. Or wanna send u a rejection notice 10 yrs later like bitch…