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coniello:

coniello:

in general i think new york is very good for my social anxiety because no matter how much of a freak i’m being i know it’s probably not the weirdest thing people have seen today

case in point: i felt bad about bringing my unwieldy luggage onto a crowded train, until the man sitting next to me pulled a live fish out of his backpack

universi-tea:

airport security is like when you’re trying to put your money back in your wallet before it’s the next person’s turn in line except you’re barefoot

quotetherobot replied to your post:
i have 52 tabs open spread across 4 windows and as…

Save all the bookmarks in a new folder and then never use them even if you do lose the tabs. That’s my strategy

andrea i have over 2000 bookmarks and haven’t used them in so long that i don’t even know where the bookmarks menu is in firefox anymore and also i need every single one of these right now

aphextwinandpcgamingguy4422812:

the guy who designed scythes definitely knew that shit was badass. he didnt care about wheat

spocks-brain:

A text I never expected to receive from my mother

zackisontumblr:

zechv:

the wildest thing to me is that some people straight up like….. forget to drink water lmfao. like sometimes itll be like 7pm and my roommates like “i just realised i havent drank any water today” and has like a glass and thats it for the day…….wild

i’m some people

wonderytho:

me irl

zarbon:

This is like the funniest post I’ve seen all year

aelita15:

toolmutual:

interrogation scene in a movey where the guy refuses to cooperate and he’s like “fuck you” and spits blood and the people interrogating him are like “what the fuck. nobody’s even hit you yet. where did you get all that blood from”

i think that’d be funny

“Dude are you ok”