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memehecc:

froody:

this headline has no business being this funny

neither does this one

gunnyryan:

just-shower-thoughts:

Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

Who the fuck wrote this

magepearl:

My grandma just told me that when I was around 5 years old I wished on a shooting star to meet donkey kong

frenums:

just must say that this makes me very happy like… yes b*tch make that cheese i love u and dedicate this comc to u

hellenhighwater:

shinelikethunder:

cupofcoffin:

Hot adulting tip: make a “responsibilitysona” and roleplay them when you have chores to do

#this is Neurotypical Karen and she enjoys having good sleep hygeine & returning phone calls (via @deadpanwalking)

I find that if I’m wearing Real Adult Business Clothes my worksona can do things like call people and check my inbox, whereas pajamas hellen mostly wants to shovel hamburgers into her face and set things on fire.

buzzfeed:

Christie Dietz, who said her son was “extremely pleased” to see the sticker, told BuzzFeed News she’d left a thank-you note for whoever did it. “This is a pretty quiet neighbourhood and I have the feeling they probably did it for the pure joy of it, so I don’t really feel the need to track them down,” she added.