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Interesting transcript from Apollo 13
via reddit
a hot dog is a sandwich: confirmed by NASA
i love that i have to go to menswear to find a shirt a human being in the world would wear and then when i do it takes me .5 seconds to find it. I love that
me: i need a plain black t shirt
target women’s section: would you like to have a giant scoop neck that would definitely like completely show at least one of your boobs. would you, an adult woman, like to wear a crop top? would you like to look like a human piñata. BLACK? I think you mean jewel tones babey!
target men’s section: yeah sure. it’s the first thing you see as you walk into the shirt aisle. have a good one
Women’s section: would you like a shirt made out of tissue paper that costs $34.99??
Men’s section: here’s 25 normal tshirts for a quarter
house arrest is so funny to me. you commited crimes, stay home
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patrick rly said fuck alla y’all and said the original lyric of friction in HIS jeans huh. that’s big gay energy right there.
i just realised i posted this with no context here’s c o n t e x t
where is my asoue reverse au where it’s about a foster parent who keeps getting three garbage theater children in various disguises
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