You spent your most impressionable teenhood days playing fallout new vegas and left 4 dead 2 thats why you all roleplay southerners on the internet. yall this yall that
jokes on you dumbass city slickers i actually am southern
why did Apple have to chose this photo of radiohead that makes them look like they just got arrested for running the skeeziest meth lab in all of the Deep South for their artist profile
they all simultaneously look like how I felt after staying awake for three days
this is the band that wrote motion picture soundtrack and no surprises and true love waits and they look like the kind of people I would avoid making eye contact with at a rural chevron at 3 in the morning for fear of my life
it’s as if their publicist asked them what kind of visual aesthetic they wanted to go with for their new press photos to coincide with a moon shaped pool and thom yorke showed them the machinist
they look like they just barely survived the waco seige
The best road rage I’ve ever seen was this girl screaming out of her car window “I hope you don’t fuck like you drive!” I still think about that sometimes.
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