Author: iknewiwouldregretthis

Spiders blamed after broken siren played creepy nursery rhymes randomly at night to UK townsfolk

jumpingjacktrash:

jumpingjacktrash:

unpretty:

tl;dr this woman was hearing creepy phantom nursery rhymes every night and it turned out to be a local industrial building’s alarm system, being triggered by spiders on the motion detectors

which is all well and good but “we investigated the creepy nursery rhymes, and it turns out it’s spiders” is one hell of a true statement

why is your alarm system a creepy child singing about an old man’s death

england ur messed up

now that i have read the article: i revise my opinion, england ur clever af. it’s a theft deterrent system. it’s intended to creep the ever living fuck out of anyone sneaking onto the business park grounds after hours.

unfortunately, they had their motion detector set so that spiders walking across the lenses set it off.

no word on whether the spiders found the singing creepy.

Spiders blamed after broken siren played creepy nursery rhymes randomly at night to UK townsfolk

gallusrostromegalus:

notbrianna:

bun-bunmuse:

chippani:

emilyelizabethfowl:

aliencommando:

sufficientlylargen:

fermatas-theorem:

existentialterror:

edibleconcrete:

swarmisazergling:

thefoggygolem:

fanmanmemejam:

fanmanmemejam:

Yo what the fuck is an anomaly?

Apparently its a large mammal who eats ants

No no no that’s an Ant eater. An anomaly is when you have no personal traits, like a name.

No, you’re thinking of “anonymous.” Anomaly is the 51st element on the periodic table. 

No, that’s antimony. Anomaly is when you say sorry for something you’ve done wrong.

You’re thinking of an apology. An anomaly is a sea creature with lots of tentacles that lives stuck to a rock.

no, that’s an anemone.  An anomaly is when someone gets a divorce but still has to financially support their ex.

That’s alimony. Anomaly is the capital of New York.

No, that’s Albany. An anomaly is
the representation of abstract ideas or principles by characters, figures, or events in narrative

form.

no, thats alegory. anomaly is an excuse you use to prove you havent committed a crime

No, that’s an aliby. Anomaly is an intense feeling of nervousness or worry.

Well gosh dilly darn, that’s anxiety boy-yo! Anomaly is the study of human societies, cultures and their development!

No, that’s anthropology. Anomoly is a deep-seated feeling of dislike

No that’s Antipathy.  Anomaly is a goats cheese from Cyprus.

zhenfei:

bemusedlybespectacled:

bluegushers:

vampireapologist:

tiinykaiju:

I feel like the real peril of growing up Christian that no one really talks about is how deeply veggie tales songs get embedded into your fuckin head like a ticking time bomb of inanity

it could be decades later and you’re minding your own business in line at the grocery store or on the bus or trying to fall asleep and from the depths of your brain comes “the bunny, the bunny, ooh I love the bunny”

you’ll never be free

someone, being normal: it’s time

my goblin brain:

anytime i lose my hairbrush…..yall already know whats going down

me: walking anywhere

in the depths of my hell mind, in a French accent: KEEP WALKING! butyouwon’tknockdownourwall keep walking! BUT IT ISN’T GONNA FALL!

AHDKENSNJDMEKSHSJJWV!!! THIS HAPPENS TO ME ALL THE FING TIME!

Plus, I did add Keep Walking to my walking playlist where I expected to hit a wall. It is a great walking motivator lol

curseworm:

my mom just called me into her room to ask why facebook was glitching when she tried to post and demonstrated by clicking the write post button and showing that an endless string of s’s started manifesting in the text entry box luckily my computer science skills and advanced coding expertise kicked in and i moved her hand off of the s key