mgsotacon:

stimman3000:

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noah going ham while building that ark

falloutboyzintheattic:

thor, encountering a roomba for the first time and being baffled but also wildly amused: what is this funny little ground disk and what does it do

peter parker: [completely deadpan] his names dj roomba and hes my only friend

thor, upset and concerned: but i am your friend, young parker…

peter: [voice cracking] i know, mr. thor

sevenrelics:

sevenrelics:

Lesbians Love Him:

local carpenter and universe savior just friends with a lot of lesbians, reports say

nothing i ever post will ever be as funny at this and i’m fucking pissed

trannyfem:

september is bisexual bewareness month… beware… be aware…. they’re out there. and no laws apply to them for the month………… good luck.