noah going ham while building that ark
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thor, encountering a roomba for the first time and being baffled but also wildly amused: what is this funny little ground disk and what does it do
peter parker: [completely deadpan] his names dj roomba and hes my only friend
thor, upset and concerned: but i am your friend, young parker…
peter: [voice cracking] i know, mr. thor

Lesbians Love Him:
local carpenter and universe savior just friends with a lot of lesbians, reports say
nothing i ever post will ever be as funny at this and i’m fucking pissed
The X-Files premiered 25 years ago today on September 10th, 1993 to an audience of 12.0 million viewers.
The X-Files is what you all have to blame for my presence in fandom. 😀
september is bisexual bewareness month… beware… be aware…. they’re out there. and no laws apply to them for the month………… good luck.


Density map of stars on national flags
Me vision when I get bump on me noggin






